Watch George Clooney wander aimlessly for 2 hours and a half and then drive like a maniac for 2 minutes.

Sarcasm…It’s SARCASM!

The Valley is now my home. That’s both good and bad. The bad being that I’m living by myself. (but not alone thanks to a loving wife and IM) The good is that there’s always something happening here.
I’m always on the lookout for new an interesting things to do. Since I love [...]

With a fanfare of synthesized organ through Leslie speakers usually reserved for tent-revivals, he threw down and church was again in session.

Dear Reader,
In my never ending quest to find things to fill my time, I have stumbled across a gold mine. Well, it’s dark and kinda dank but its not really a cave, more of a dive. I speak of a place called JJ’s which is right down the street from where I live. Awsome [...]

Dear Reader,
I’ve done it, I’ve cracked the code. I know what is wrong with Hollywood; “Content Overload”!
No, not in the traditional sense of we have too much coming at us so we can’t absorb it all. No, the problem with Hollywood is they keep making more and more ‘content’ for us to consume and [...]

Dear Reader,
One of the most aptly titled movies ever made. This movie soon will be forgotten. I hesitate to even review it here for fear of piquing someone interest and thus prolonging it’s life.
Gary Sinise ought to be ashamed of this one. I’m sure he’s not because it serves the purpose of covering the [...]

Dear Reader,
What the hell is wrong with Hollywood? How can the same mindless machine turn out “Spanglish” and “Paycheck”? (Why the hell is Ben Affleck still able to get work? I mean come on “Perl Harbor”, “Gigli”, “Paycheck” how much more of this must we endure? Can’t we just label him an Illegal Enemy Combatant [...]