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More Programmer Humor

Dear Reader,

Actual IM conversation I had. Names have been changed to protect the easily embarrassed.

  • BobTheCoder: … Had my annual proctology exam yesterday. Around here they call it the “Merit Review”. Don’t you know I was walking tall out of that meeting after I got my cost of living allowance for the next 12 months!
  • Me: w00t!
  • BobTheCoder: Got the question we all love: What is your skill set?
  • BobTheCoder: Well. I think one of the most valuable assets I bring is my ability to NOT say things out loud as they pop in to my head.
  • Me: That’s an acquired skill.

I thought I was going to fall out of my seat I was laughing so hard.

Until next time,