Actual IM conversation I had. Names have been changed to protect the easily embarrassed.
- BobTheCoder: … Had my annual proctology exam yesterday. Around here they call it the “Merit Review”. Don’t you know I was walking tall out of that meeting after I got my cost of living allowance for the next 12 months!
- Me: w00t!
- BobTheCoder: Got the question we all love: What is your skill set?
- BobTheCoder: Well. I think one of the most valuable assets I bring is my ability to NOT say things out loud as they pop in to my head.
- Me: That’s an acquired skill.
I thought I was going to fall out of my seat I was laughing so hard.
Until next time,